Meet Uncle Trevor: The Funcle
Bachelor of spontaneity, master of BBQ, keeper of questionable advice
The BBQ Maestro
Trevor's BBQs are legendary, mainly because something always catches fire. Last summer it was the gazebo. The food? Consistently medium-rare to charcoal. The company? Absolutely perfect.
Keeper of Dad Jokes
Trevor's joke repertoire hasn't been updated since 1987, and that's precisely why they're so good. 'What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.' Every. Single. Time.
The Emergency Uncle
Locked out at 2am? Car broken down? Need someone to collect you from a disastrous date? Trevor will be there in fifteen minutes with snacks, terrible music, and zero judgment.
"Trevor taught me to ride a bike by attaching stabilisers to his own bike and riding alongside me. I was 24. It worked."
Sarah, Niece
Marketing Manager
"I've never met anyone who can turn a trip to B&Q into a two-hour adventure involving at least three conversations with strangers and a detour for chips."
Mike, Nephew
Teacher
"Uncle Trevor once convinced me that 'disco naps' were a legitimate form of time management. Turns out he was right."
Emma, Niece
Freelance Designer
Got Your Own Funcle?
Every family needs someone who reminds everyone not to take life too seriously. Celebrate your funcle today — preferably over a questionable BBQ and a round of truly terrible karaoke.